The Geordies are back and with them all the mayhem and fun we love. If you missed tonight’s episode fear not as there is a short recap below along with the best quotes.
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Keep reading for some of the best lines of tonight’s show.
Never thought we’d see the day! Scotty T has bailed on another night out because of his back pain. Nurse Abbie has stayed in with him to help nurse him but will it complicate things further?
Abbie: [Scott] do you want me to rest with ya?
Scott: Are you not ready to go out?
Abbie: I just feel like we need to talk.
Scott: What about?
Scott (to camera): Eh? We need to talk? What’s the craic here like? If that’s code word for drop me kegs, babes I’ve got a bad back but you never na when Turbo T can be f*cking tempted.
Scott: Cheers for staying in.
Abbie (to camera): I’m really excited to have a night in with Scott. I think tonight will be the first night we can actually get some alone time.
Abbie: I know we haven’t even spoke properly so I just wanted to see like, cos obviously like, I still do like ya.
Scott: Do ya?
Scott (to camera): Oh sh*te.
Scott: It’s your first time in the house properly so I just want you to have fun. If you go off on the pull, you go off on the pull. I think it’s better when it’s like that, just like chilled out.
Abbie (to camera): I’ve just put my heart out on the line with Scott and his response was that he still wants us to get with other people. Gutted.
Scott: I might get in the Jacuzzi and have a bath though if you fancy it.
Abbie: I’ll go in the Jacuzzi.
Abbie (to camera): Maybe if Scott see’s us in a bikini he might change his mind. God loves a trier.
Abbie (to camera): Scott’s kissed us. That must mean he still likes us. That boy has got a hold over me…
Elsewhere Nathan and Marty started to build a bromance.
Nathan (to camera): Hang on a minute, Chloe’s cornered Martin when he’s meant to be on the pull. I knew she was lying when she alright with it. The girl is a b*llsh*tter.
Sophie: Why’s that vein in your neck [Nathan]?
Nathan: Cos it makes me angry.
Nathan (to camera): I’m p*ssed off that she can’t leave him to it. Especially after everything that Martin has told me today.
Nathan (to camera): I know that I’m really drunk but I’ve got a massive bone to pick with Chloe.
Nathan: Martin was tellin’ me about ya tried to get with him last night in the hot tub.
Chloe (to camera): Nathan’s accusing me of trying to get with Marty in the hot tub last night. Why’s he even getting involved? Nae one else is.
Nathan (to camera): Not only do I think she’s lying but I’m still pissed off that last night she told Martin that he could get with Abbie, when if she did, he’d only end up kicking off.
Nathan: You fancy him Chloe!
Chloe: I’ve said that you stupid idiot.
Nathan: You didn’t though.
Sophie (to camera): I know that Nathan is very passionate about Chloe but this isn’t nice, he’s getting a bit too angry.
Chloe: Why are you gettin’ so angry?
Nathan: Because it’s me that has to defend you and everyone makes out it’s him to be the bad guy!
Nathan (to camera): The words won’t stop coming out my mouth, I’ve got no control.
Chloe (to camera): Me and Nathan have had rows before but this one is different, this one is massive.
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